We don’t just do numbers.
We call the bluff behind them.
Why We Exist
To protect business owners from bad advice, broken systems, and financial fiction.
Clarity, not complexity.
Truth, not templates.
Why Us?
Because We Don’t Waste Your Time.
You don’t need a partner. You need an operator.One who sees the mess, tells the truth, and builds what works.
You First.
Not HMRC.
We protect your business - not your accountant’s comfort zone.
You risk everything. We act like it.
No Ticketing Systems. Just Real Access.
You don’t get a “support inbox.” You get answers.
Direct, fast, and from someone who actually knows your numbers.
We Build. We Don’t Template.
Your business isn’t standard. Neither is our approach. Everything we do is designed to fit your mess - not hide it.
No Bundles.
No Bloat. Just What Works.
No sugarcoating.
No boardroom diplomacy.
If it’s broken, we tell you.
If it’s working, we help it grow.
We Say the Thing Everyone Else Avoids.
We don’t sugarcoat issues or hide behind professional silence.
If something’s broken, we’ll tell you early.
If something’s unclear, we’ll fix it fast.
What It’s Like to Work With Us
We don’t send you a spreadsheet and disappear. We get to the heart of what’s broken, what’s possible, and what the hell to do next. Together, we actually move.
01
Sort the Chaos
We ask the uncomfortable questions fast. What’s working? What’s broken? Where are you bleeding time, money, or energy? Then we get real about what matters most.
02
Build the Right System
You don’t need a plan that looks good. You need one that works when it’s messy.
We cut the noise, focus on what moves the needle, and build a system that won’t collapse under pressure.
03
Stay in the Trenches
You don’t need quarterly check-ins. You need a co-pilot who calls the warning signs and steers with you when it hits the fan. That’s us. No script. Just straight-up support when it counts.
The Honest Answers (You Won’t Hear From Most Accountants)
No fluff. No dodging. Just the real answers to the questions business owners ask us most - especially the ones they’ve been too polite to ask their current accountant.
What do you actually do beyond the usual tax stuff?
We don’t just file. We dig. Into your margins, bottlenecks, team energy, and growth blockers. We tell you what’s working, what’s not - and what to do next.
How does your advisory stuff actually work?
You get monthly calls or deeper sessions depending on what’s going on. We forecast, plan, ask blunt questions, and help you actually move - not just talk.
Do you actually help with growth - or just talk about it?
We help you make the decisions that enable growth.
Pricing, hiring, cash flow, tax strategy, systems - stuff that unlocks speed without chaos.
How are you different from other accountants?
We don’t vanish for three months. We don’t talk down to you. And we sure as hell don’t sell fear. We just tell the truth and make your numbers work harder.
Do I need to be some £5M company to work with you?
Nope. Most of our clients are founder-led businesses doing £100k–£500k. Small teams. Big pressure. Lots of moving parts. That’s our sweet spot.
What do I get with “compliance” stuff?
Bookkeeping, VAT, PAYE, tax returns, year-end accounts. The critical stuff that keeps HMRC quiet - done cleanly, on time, with no last-minute drama.
Can I just get what I need - and skip the rest?
Yes. No bundles. No upsells. You tell us what’s needed. We’ll tell you what’s essential. Then we build from there.
If I message you, will I get billed?
No. You’re not on a meter. Ask a question, get an answer.
That’s how it should be.
